So today I was having lunch with two of my best girlies, Maren and Melissa.
I casually mentioned that I used to hang out at *toot* a lot to avoid a certain someone.
Maren started teasing me that I was just using it as an excuse to be with one of the two boys (BOY A) that lived there. Melissa joined in on the fun and teased me about the other boy (BOY B).

I believe that we shouldn't explain ourselves.
If people don't want to believe us, nothing that we say or do will convince them.
On the other hand, if people do want to believe us, they will with no questions asked.
Sadly, I cannot put this theory into practice because I always try to defend myself.

I never liked that certain someone. Hello? I never even talked to him!
And I definitely didn't even come close to liking either or both of the boys.
I have to admit though that I thought another guy was super cute.

Here's how that part of the conversation went:
T: Ang crush ko talaga si *toot*
Maren: Sino?
T: Si *toot*
Melissa: Ahh, isn't he *STARTS DESCRIBING HIM IN DETAIL EVEN AFTER I BEG AND EVENTUALLY, THREATEN HER NOT TO*
T: *dies*
Melissa: Wait, you like short guys!

Christian is offended by this insinuation and has felt compelled to defend his honor, saying, "Pakisabi sa kanila, HEIGHT LANG ANG MALIIT SA AKIN."

... Malaki din ang tiyan mo, bubba. :)